NO IFS NO BUTS: LET US FACE THE TRUTH
The
truth is; we MEN are selfish. We don’t want to accept the truth even when it is
glaringly evident that we have problems satisfying our women. We discuss FEMALE
issues at length and in depth and even analyze it anyway we want. MEN who know
and even those who don’t have a clue KNOW about "Bobbi", Cancer and
uterine (Belle) cancer. But why are things this way?
So,
make I tokam today.
I will like for us to talk about our own cancer, I mean the "Njang Bin" or "Kanas"
Cancer called in their yeye
medical jargon as PROSTATE Cancer with another fancy name
to frighten more men: (BPH) Benigh Prostatic Hyperplasia. When a man goes to
his Dockta and
this type of name is associated in his diagnosis, the man is completely
devastated and simply says "I
don die".
Why most men avoid sex when she desperately wants it:
What then is
the Problem? Yes, we men are not honest with ourselves. Let us examine some
basic truths about our bodies. For starters, if you are less than 40 years,
stop reading, bicos dis
langua no concern you. But if you are like Mishe Fon and many
others who out of "Fia
Fia" are dying in "Silence" then, let us
move on. We will Tok True
and shame Lucifer.Recommended videos by Mishe Fon to start the man up:
http://prgoretti.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/should-bikutsi-be-banned-by-mishe-fon/
The
truth is, after 45, your body starts dying off. Ih begin dey act one kind.
Your sexual libido follows the same pattern. If you could "shoot"
three straight
rounds/nite at 40 chances are, at 45, even one "Mop" dey pass you 4 knack’am.
Why? Bicos those
symptoms were there and you refused to talk about it or do anything to get help
from your medical practitioners. I know men who can go for more than a week
without "Touching" Madam, not bicos
they don’t want but bicos "They Can’t"...THE NJANG BIN IS EITHER WEAK OR DEAD.
Don’t get me wrong. There are several reasons that could cause low sex drive
but this PROSTATE CANCER "business" is the deadliest although it is
curable.
Ways for men to last longer in bed during sexual
intercourse. Women will love this:
My
good friend has a combination of Diabetes and Hypertension. He takes his Meds
religiously...the only thing, he confides in me is that, Massa dat merecine dey kill kanas, lie
no sweet. I don stop the nonsense". In other words, to
have small sexual gratification he has stopped taking his Amlodipine 10mg (he
is afraid to loose his manhood). There is something about "Penile
Erections" and men’s psyche that psychologists are still struggling to
decipher. I am not a scientist and I am not a Medical Dokta either
(don’t mind that I used to be called Dokta
at one time bicos
I was selling merecine);
but what I do know is that:
(a)
If you go Piss and the wata continue to leak after the normal piss, you have a
problem;(b) If you want Piss, the Piss no dey Komot quick as ih be dey komot B4 you have a problem;
(c) If ya Kanas no dey tanap straight again(as ih be dey
tanap @ 40), Go and see your Doctor; and,
(d) If you dey wake up more than 3 X/Nite to go piss,
tolly don bajeh 4 you. Go 4 ya Dokta.
What woman
will stand a man that simply sleeps there and is snoring like a locomotive and
cannot do what GOD asked him to do? When Madam touches him, she go hia "I beg lef me so. Dat
my waist don start again. All my banja don slack. I no dey fit sleep sef. I
taya bad one!" And when Madam says"Sweet Heart, Even One Mop? Na one month today you never even kiss
me"...You get angry and jump out of the bedroom pretending she
has said something terrible.
Related articles to compliment Mishe Fon's observations:
SOLUTIONS:
Take care of yourself. Maintain proper Hygiene. Participate (just like our
women do) in all those CANCER awareness Education workshops. Have regular
exercise and free discussions with friends and family. This is no longer a
taboo subject. Talk to your Doctor so he can provide solutions for you to BE
HEALTHY again. Together, let us make our women Proud of us.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Sex-Starved-Marriage-Couples-Boosting/dp/0743227328
Also, these are the seven styles all couples must try when the men are finally healthy:
http://wonderwoman.intoday.in/photo/7-sex-styles-every-couple-must-try.html/1/507#photo3
(1) All great lovers know one basic truth: You've gotta mix
things up to keep your lust life hot. These sizzling bedroom moves will deliver
complete-and lasting-satisfaction.
(2) Sweet sex:What it is: Sometimes, men crave a
slow seduction with a soft touch more than anything else. Think tender
full-body pecks, gentle caresses, and lots and lots of spooning.
(3) Set the scene:In your sweetest lingerie set (frills
and lace, anyone?), lead him to the bath. Gently remove his clothes and then
yours. Once you're both submerged in warm water, touch and kiss-but resist
temptation and don't do the actual deed until you're back on dry land.
(4) Passion position-on-your-side embrace: This intimate-but-still-hot
move starts with the two of you facing each other on your sides. Put your
bottom leg between his, and your outside leg resting over his top leg, with
arms clasped around each other's upper bodies or necks. Move gently against
each other at first, building up gradually to more intense thrusting, making
sure to kiss each other deeply and continuously. Try it out and watch his legs
getting totally wobbly as you seduce him with spine-tingling gentleness.Bad
girl sex
(5) What it is:No whips and chains needed here. This
is just about showing your guy that you can push the envelope sexually.
(6) Set the scene: Ask him to sit on the couch, and then
tell him in a commanding voice that he can look, but he can't touch. Grab his
hair and gently pull on it to tilt his head back. Lightly nibble on his neck
and nipples. You can deliver more vigorous love bites when grazing his thighs
and buttocks.
(7) Passion position-lusty lap dance: Have him sit on a
chair while you face away from him. Undulate slowly (rhythmic moody music like
Enigma works well here), removing your bra and then your panties. Still facing
away, lower yourself onto his lap, placing his hands on your breasts. Leaning
over, use the coffee table or your own thighs for support as you move up and
down on him, completely controlling the speed and force of the thrusts. Next,
although he'll no doubt be enjoying the rear view, spin your body around and
face him for a forceful kiss with lots of tongue and bit of bite to it. For a
big finish, speed up the pace and ride him to climax.
***Mishe Fon is a satirist, A SEX THERAPIST and a regular contributor to one of the largest and most popular Cameroon social groups-camnetwork***
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