LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX PROBLEMS IN THE BEDROOM AND FIX THEM

NO IFS NO BUTS: LET US FACE THE TRUTH

                                                                     By Mishe Fon

The truth is; we MEN are selfish. We don’t want to accept the truth even when it is glaringly evident that we have problems satisfying our women. We discuss FEMALE issues at length and in depth and even analyze it anyway we want. MEN who know and even those who don’t have a clue KNOW about "Bobbi", Cancer and uterine (Belle) cancer. But why are things this way?

So, make I tokam today. I will like for us to talk about our own cancer, I mean the "Njang Bin" or "Kanas" Cancer called in their yeye medical jargon as PROSTATE Cancer with another fancy name to frighten more men: (BPH) Benigh Prostatic Hyperplasia. When a man goes to his Dockta and this type of name is associated in his diagnosis, the man is completely devastated and simply says "I don die".

Why most men avoid sex when she desperately wants it:

http://www.steadymarriages.com/?p=395

What then is the Problem? Yes, we men are not honest with ourselves. Let us examine some basic truths about our bodies. For starters, if you are less than 40 years, stop reading, bicos dis langua no concern you. But if you are like Mishe Fon and many others who out of "Fia Fia" are dying in "Silence" then, let us move on. We will Tok True and shame Lucifer.
Recommended videos by Mishe Fon to start the man up:
http://prgoretti.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/should-bikutsi-be-banned-by-mishe-fon/

The truth is, after 45, your body starts dying off. Ih begin dey act one kind. Your sexual libido follows the same pattern. If you could "shoot" three straight rounds/nite at 40 chances are, at 45, even one "Mop" dey pass you 4 knack’am. Why? Bicos those symptoms were there and you refused to talk about it or do anything to get help from your medical practitioners. I know men who can go for more than a week without "Touching" Madam, not bicos they don’t want but bicos "They Can’t"...THE NJANG BIN IS EITHER WEAK OR DEAD. Don’t get me wrong. There are several reasons that could cause low sex drive but this PROSTATE CANCER "business" is the deadliest although it is curable.

Ways for men to last longer in bed during sexual intercourse. Women will love this:

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/custom.do?incFile=mhlist_lastlonger.jsp?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=howto.guides

My good friend has a combination of Diabetes and Hypertension. He takes his Meds religiously...the only thing, he confides in me is that, Massa dat merecine dey kill kanas, lie no sweet. I don stop the nonsense". In other words, to have small sexual gratification he has stopped taking his Amlodipine 10mg (he is afraid to loose his manhood). There is something about "Penile Erections" and men’s psyche that psychologists are still struggling to decipher. I am not a scientist and I am not a Medical Dokta either (don’t mind that I used to be called Dokta at one time bicos I was selling merecine); but what I do know is that:

(a) If you go Piss and the wata continue to leak after the normal piss, you have a problem;
(b) If you want Piss, the Piss no dey Komot quick as ih be dey komot B4 you have a problem;

(c) If ya Kanas no dey tanap straight again(as ih be dey tanap @ 40), Go and see your Doctor; and,

(d) If you dey wake up more than 3 X/Nite to go piss, tolly don bajeh 4 you. Go 4 ya Dokta.

What woman will stand a man that simply sleeps there and is snoring like a locomotive and cannot do what GOD asked him to do? When Madam touches him, she go hia "I beg lef me so. Dat my waist don start again. All my banja don slack. I no dey fit sleep sef. I taya bad one!" And when Madam says"Sweet Heart, Even One Mop? Na one month today you never even kiss me"...You get angry and jump out of the bedroom pretending she has said something terrible.

Related articles to compliment Mishe Fon's observations:

http://www.onlymyhealth.com/search_sex-education-newly-married-couples.html

SOLUTIONS: Take care of yourself. Maintain proper Hygiene. Participate (just like our women do) in all those CANCER awareness Education workshops. Have regular exercise and free discussions with friends and family. This is no longer a taboo subject. Talk to your Doctor so he can provide solutions for you to BE HEALTHY again. Together, let us make our women Proud of us.

 

To compliment the above solutions, I have added some recommended books for men to read. Women can also read these books so as to gradually help improve the health situations of their loved ones:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Sex-Starved-Marriage-Couples-Boosting/dp/0743227328
Also, these are the seven styles all couples must try when the men are finally healthy:
http://wonderwoman.intoday.in/photo/7-sex-styles-every-couple-must-try.html/1/507#photo3

(1) All great lovers know one basic truth: You've gotta mix things up to keep your lust life hot. These sizzling bedroom moves will deliver complete-and lasting-satisfaction.

(2) Sweet sex:What it is: Sometimes, men crave a slow seduction with a soft touch more than anything else. Think tender full-body pecks, gentle caresses, and lots and lots of spooning.

(3) Set the scene:In your sweetest lingerie set (frills and lace, anyone?), lead him to the bath. Gently remove his clothes and then yours. Once you're both submerged in warm water, touch and kiss-but resist temptation and don't do the actual deed until you're back on dry land.

(4) Passion position-on-your-side embrace: This intimate-but-still-hot move starts with the two of you facing each other on your sides. Put your bottom leg between his, and your outside leg resting over his top leg, with arms clasped around each other's upper bodies or necks. Move gently against each other at first, building up gradually to more intense thrusting, making sure to kiss each other deeply and continuously. Try it out and watch his legs getting totally wobbly as you seduce him with spine-tingling gentleness.Bad girl sex

(5) What it is:No whips and chains needed here. This is just about showing your guy that you can push the envelope sexually.

(6) Set the scene: Ask him to sit on the couch, and then tell him in a commanding voice that he can look, but he can't touch. Grab his hair and gently pull on it to tilt his head back. Lightly nibble on his neck and nipples. You can deliver more vigorous love bites when grazing his thighs and buttocks.

(7) Passion position-lusty lap dance: Have him sit on a chair while you face away from him. Undulate slowly (rhythmic moody music like Enigma works well here), removing your bra and then your panties. Still facing away, lower yourself onto his lap, placing his hands on your breasts. Leaning over, use the coffee table or your own thighs for support as you move up and down on him, completely controlling the speed and force of the thrusts. Next, although he'll no doubt be enjoying the rear view, spin your body around and face him for a forceful kiss with lots of tongue and bit of bite to it. For a big finish, speed up the pace and ride him to climax.

 

***Mishe Fon is a satirist, A SEX THERAPIST and a regular contributor to one of the largest and most popular Cameroon social groups-camnetwork***